The cookie dough (a short story)

I was in the kitchen this morning making cookie dough for my favorite cookies. All of a sudden the dough came alive! It had one big eye in the middle and a crooked mouth with fangs.

You can bet it scared me half to death. I was so scared that I was frozen in place staring at this dough creature. To my horror it grew arms and legs and jumped out of the bowl grinning. I finally found my legs and ran like the wind through the living room,up the stairs and into the study. The dough was chasing me the whole time. I looked for something to block the cracks around the door just in case it could get through them. I found some duct tape in my desk drawer and started taping the door. When I finally finished I was exhausted. I had to figure out how to get rid of the thing I created.

I sat under the desk,thinking and thinking hard. Then all of a sudden I had a idea. I got up from my hiding place and undid all the duct tape from the door. I slowly opened the door and I peeked out and looked up and down the hallway. There was no sign of the dough creature. I steeped out from the study into the hallway and crept to the top of the stairs and I stopped to look around. So far ,so good, no creature. I started down the stairs and I was two steps from the bottom when the step groaned loudly.I looked up at the top of the stairs and there it was looking at me hungrily and it made a mad dash at me. I took off towards the kitchen. I ran straight for the stove when I got to the kitchen and turned the oven on and opened the oven door.

I stood in front of the oven and waited. The dough creature was in the doorway of the kitchen. The thing came at me full speed. I waited until the last second to move. When I saw that ugly little dough face inches from mine, I stepped aside and that thing had no time to stop and landed in the hot oven. I slammed the door shut.

I waited a hour before I got the courage to open the oven door. When I did I saw the dough creature was dead and he was a golden brown and looking tasty. So I took it out of the oven and got a plate, knife, and fork. I cut me a large piece off and sat down at the table, grinning and thing,” sweet revenge, it never tasted so good.” I took a big bite.

 

The End

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