Write a Q and A interview with an inanimate object.
Me: I’m here doing an interview with Mr. Chair
Me: How are you doing today?
Chair: Pretty good, thank you.
Me: What role do you play with the family you live with?
Chair: My role is to let them sit on me when they are tired of standing.
Me: Do you enjoy it?
Chair: Yes and no.
Me: Why is this?
Chair: I like it when they drop tid bits of food on me. I love to eat. But I hate it when they miss treat me.
Me: What do you hate about being a chair?
Chair: To tell you the truth I hate when really large people sit on me. Do you know how hard it is to support all that weight? The family I live with throw me around, push me over, climb on me. They don’t care how they treat me.
Me: Is there anything you want to tell other chairs out there in the world?
Me: What would that be?
Chair: If your family is mean to you and abuse you, get out. If your family treats you like royalty your so lucky.
Me: Thanks for joining us Mr.Chair. Hope things work out for the best.
–End of interview–